an extreme fear of the tribe known as pikeys this form of scum live in small herds carring weapons and constantly moving they should be shot on sight if possible. this fear is perfectly normal if you live near a pack of these. just stay inside for a while or gather a mob and begin a territory war with these freeloading scumbags. i did this myself and now my garden is mine once more.
man with pikeyphobia:some pikeys moved in nearby
pikey basher:let me gather my deodorant and some water and theyll be gone by sundown
pikey basher2:ill go get my 9mm, time for some pikey bashing!!!!
Prices shown in USD.
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll never spam you.