1. The greatest, most earth-shattering, fingernail-biting, toe-curling, ass-squeezing, back-arching, eyes-rolling-into-the-back-of-your-head, makes-you-want-to-scream-at-the-top-of-your-lungs, soak-your-nuts-in-a-bowl-of-warm-water, rub-nutella-all-over-your-body-and-have-your-dog-lick-it, experience you've ever had.
2. A sex toy that won't pop the question but will pop your cherry. All. over. your. face.
"Like ohhmagahh have you tried a PicoBong yet, Becky? I just came four times you should try that shizzle!"
"That chick's a PicoBong!
No she ain't dude. She ain't even come close!"
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