The sound one's fart makes after a well hung hobbit destroys your ring.
Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "silent but deadly"
"Your ring piece will be burning like the fires of Mt. Doom by the time i have finished with you!"
"I am the Phoof under the mountain, you shall not pass! (wind)"
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