An urban superhero whose greatest superpower is to liberate women from having unaroused nipples. Sometimes he strikes without being seen, and sometimes he strikes slowly and deliberately.
Wow it's not even cold in here Alice, but I think the Perkinator just liberated my man-pacifiers!
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