A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.
A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?
Person: Is pencil okay?
Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?
Person: But it's a Ticon...
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