A state in which it is considered 'gauche' to marry outside your immediate family. You are required to own at least two off-road vehicles and if you have a firm grasp of the English language you are considered a homosexual. Non-whites are severely frowned upon as are people with their own identity, thoughts and more than three books in their home...unless those books include Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." or "Guns and Ammo" or any book pertaining to incestuous relationship with your daughter. This state is known for it's infamously archaic infratstructure, most notably it's highways and byways. It's chief exports include 'Yeungleung' beer, coal and tarts with floppy breasts and flabby white legs who dance in G0-GO bars in NY and NJ and who compete visciously with the Russian and Brazilian girls for that 'almighty dollar'. One final note on 'Pennsyltucky': it might be said that the mullet is alive and well in this godforsaken state.
I went to Pennsyltucky this weekend to play a little golf and nearly got ran off the road by some mullet wearing neanderthal and his sister/wife.
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