* 8 severed penises
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough
1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.
i ate some really good penis in a blanket last night,probably the best i have ever had.
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