Verb: (to peej)- Egregiously engaging in the willful pilfering of ingestible commodities not belonging to self.
Noun: One who engages in the act of peejing.
Peej: OH GOD!!! I'M SO DRUNK!!! CAN I EXCAVATE THAT CRAB RANGOON???
Everyone in the room: Ugh! Peej... (Sigh)
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