A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.
Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!
Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.
Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.
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