A shitty movie lampooned in one of the greatest comedies of all time, "Team America: World Police"
Pearl Harbor Sucked:
(Sad, dramatic music)
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot, girl.
And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say...is Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than ben affleck. And now...
All I can think about is your smile...and that shitty movie too.
Cause Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more, than I miss you.
Pearl Harbor Sucked, Aids, Montage, America: Fuck yeah!...All classic songs that compose the greatest movie ever, Team America: World Police.
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