best guy ever. He's an ass at sometimes, but he's a keeper. He's sexy as fuck with the best body i have ever seen. really good soccer player, and likes to party. he's super smart, and I love him to death. He's the fucking best. In every way, if you know what I'm saying.
Girl 1: who the fuck is that?
Girl 2: That's patrick, he's pretty great.
Girl 1: yeah? You fuck that yet?
Girl 2: hell yeah, an I'm damn sure glad i did ;)
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