Before ejaculating on your partners face, shove a handful of confetti in your anus. After ejaculating quickly turn around and fart out the confetti on your partners face causing it to adhere to the semen. Often followed up by the male yelling "Surprise!"
I had leftover confetti in my house so what else would I do? I gave her a party pooper of course.
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