Part Goth, Part Emo, All Pointdexter
One who treads that fine line between "sexually ambiguous" and straight out cockmunch
Lives in denial of their nerdism by growing a fringe and pretending to be "alternative"
Known for using props to enhance their chances of picking up:
"Oh I love that ridiculously oversized key hanging around your neck - what is that for?"
"That's the key to my late grandmother's chastity belt"
"Dude, what the fuck?"
Check out Ed in his purple cowboy boots and Elton John sunnies - is he doing a Parko?
Man, I had no luck with the ladies last night - I should've pulled a Parko...then I'd truly be balls deep...
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