A woman is to a cock like a baby is to a pacifier: they cry, whine, and always want something and sometimes you just have to whip it out and shove it in their mouth to shut them up, and they love it! They could suck on that thing for hours...
Rob was watching the game but his girlfriend, Rachel, was bitching at him for making her fold his laundry again, so he gave her The Pacifier at half time.
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