Okay, I just have to clarify something. Oregon is beautiful and lush, but the summers are NIGHTMARES. Hot and humid and gross. You're either a hipster, poor, or filthy rich. And Portland is really gross and filled with homeless drug addicts and more hipsters. Barely any TV shows and/or movies take place here, and we have been called by Stephen Colbert "California's Canada". AKA, no one cares. Well, we do have Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons, to be proud of.
Remember, this is all coming from a person who lives in West Linn, Oregon. I know.
Guy 1: Let's go to Oregon! It's nice and cold there!
Guy 2: Let's not and say we did.
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