Someone who claims to speak for God, but doesn't!
Oral Roberts wanted to give me head, but, I said "NO!"
But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."
It felt SSSOOO good!!!
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