Oli Sykes is a person I'd never even heard about until I searched google images for Sykes 'the baddie' from the Disney film, Oliver & Company.
I was unfortunate enough to find images of a complete and utter knob jockey wearing boxer shorts, with fake blood dripping down the front of his hideously disfigured torso and a haircut only an emo could love.
For some reason I felt the urge to find out who this guy was and that led me to here. Now I've come to regret the decision as I'd rather not have known.
P.S. Deathcore sucks donkey wang. Go force feed yourself on some Entombed or Dismember you trend following fucktards.
Me: "Who the fuck is Oli Sykes?"
Me 2 minutes later: "I'd rather not have known."
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