The original father figure whose family got so obnoxious that He decided to up and leave before we even got started growing up.
When Old Testament God gets back from the store with his cosmic cigarettes, He's going to have an infinite supply of Cataclysmic Foot-in-Ass for how we've been treating the place.
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