An average-sized boarding school in western Massachusetts in some poor-dump hick town named Gill. Thankfully the school is full of rich upper-class white kids and Asians, so the town balances out to upper middle class.
It was once known for it's lax attitude and calming demeanor, but ever since the consolidation via the removal of the Northfield Campus, all the faculty seem to have a giant pole jammed in their ass, so deep that it's piercing their brain.
If you're there now, look around at your classmates, thirty percent of those people will get kicked out for some bogus reason that Nicole Hager pulls out of her ass.
If you're going to Northfield Mount Hermon for sports, you're in luck because they moved to the Hermon campus just for you and your precious gym. If you're an Arts student then you've come to the right place too, and while Northfield Mount Hermon's administration doesn't give a rat's ass about artists, your professors and teachers do, especially the AP level course instructors (PS. Your professors hate the administration too - FIGHT THE POWER!).
You'll probably walk away from NMH with one or two enemies and a shitload of friends (seriously, unless you are a leper who consistently smells awful and hates everyone you will probably be just fine).
If you're going to drugs, do them in the woods, that way you won't get caught, bring spray deodorant with you. Really, I smoked weed at least 100 times my senior year, and Nicole Hager never knew better (haha, you lose Hager!).
At Northfield Mount Hermon I smoked tons of pot and Nicole Hager never caught me. Yeah!
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