Ladies have eight fingers - not counting their thumbs - men meanwhile have nine!
Unlike the others the ninth finger isn’t located on either hand but instead can be found on a region just south of the belly button.
Unlike the other fingers it is abnormal in size and appearance, there is no finger nail, and when correctly stimulated limited excretion of a white milky liquid may occur.
The existence of the ninth finger has stumped clueless female virgins for millennia!
Put your pants back on boy! I don't want to see your ninth finger.
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