So this fag named Trent Reznor is worshipped as a music god bescause he can "sing" the gay "OMG they are so deep and emotional and penetrating LAWLZ, I <3 T.R. 4 Lyfe "lyrics some corporation (probably Virgin Records or RCA) wrote for him and tells him to sing. He is the Ashley Simpson of industrial rock or whatever the fuck his gay music is called. Its not heavy, its not metal, its just plain shit. Who cares if he can play the keyboard and yell and scream and throw temper tantrums on stage, Trent Reznor is just a fag who does drugs, sucks the dick of the singer of pearl jam and supposedly writes songs about profound topics, but they are all really about how badly he misses getting raped by his drunk uncles. Now he is worshipped by mall goths who cant like a band unless they have at least two of that bands shirts in black from hot topic.
NIN fan #1: OMG i luv Trent Reznor, i want to suck his dick
NIN fan #2: oh god yes i want to suck his dick too
NIN fan #1: im so upset, my dad didnt have buttsex with me
NIN fan #2: WTF man, liek thats so unfair, report him dewd
NIN fan #1: well i did get to suck his cum from my brothers ass, and he knows that turns me on so badly
NIN fan #2: oh, man that turns me on too, lets listen to som trapt cuz we are underground and kvlt as fux
NIN fan #1: fuck yeah, were so angsty and mysterious and dark, nobody can decipher how we feel because they are busy reading our sweet hot topic shirts with a sarcastic slogan on the front
NIN fan #2: i got it, im going to take a shit, freeze it and use it as a dildo on you while we listen to our super deep and emotional and underground NIN records
NIN fan #1: way ahead of ya brahski, you want my green poop from last night or the peanut crunch?
NINE INCH NAILS FUCKING SUCK
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