The sexiest, awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge penis and a great suave attitude. Sure to make any woman's bed rock any time, any day, any place. You'll never find a greater sex machine in the entire universe, because he is the fucking man. Better even than Chuck Norris.
"Dude, did you see Nicolai Barnes last night?"
"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"
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