A disgusting coupling of a gargoyle and a smelly man-beast. Normally, the smell of the man-beast and the gargoyle's natural repulsion would chase off potential mates. This relationship, however, works solely because of two things: 1. the gargoyle's obvious lack of olfactory senses and 2. the man-beast is getting sex from the gargoyle which makes him happy (there is not much research on point two, but scientists have come to this conclusion based on the available data).
Person 1: Gross! Did you see that picture of the gargoyle and the man-beast in the tree?
Person 2: Yeah, but don't worry, it's just Newchelle trying to be as cute as Travella.
Person 1: Hahahaha what an epic fail on Newchelle's part!
Person 2: Indeed good sir, indeed.
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