New Paltz Highschool.. The asisstant principle walks around with a banana in his hand 24/7 grilling kids cause he thinks hes intimidating & the Principle herself is about 4'9 and looks like Wee Man. Rumor in the school is that the athletic director, a full blown lesbian has a relationship with the principle herself to. The school consist of only about two ghetto kids..the rest are either flaming gays, mentally retarted, dungeon and dragon nerds, dumb over egoed jocks,sleezy sluts and potheads. Drama revolves all around the school, theres even a gossip girl page on myspace so people can keep up with it all.
A day in New Paltz High School.. The thing's you'd hear.
Slut: Hey, did you see that stuff about me on gossip girl! im so proud of myself!
Jock: Yeah, i dont know how you managed to fuck all 13 of those guys in a night.
Nerd 1: Man that girl on gossip girl is awsome.
Nerd 2: Yeah! i'd play in her dungeon allday!.
Gay Kid 1: Hey why don't you come play dungeons and dragons with us?
Gay Kid 2: Yeah.. come play with us.. *Smiles*
Asisstant Principle: *Pulls out banana & sucks on it*
Asisstant Principle: I hope there not watching this.
Pothead: Whoaa... is that a dildo in his mouth?.
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