You know you live in New Canaan when...
You can’t walk around any of the schools without seeing at least 3 Rugby shirts
Everyone even the guys know all the names of the people from the OC
Your next door neighbor gets arrested for dealing cocaine
You’re scared to go to Norwalk because you think you going to get shot
The only time you would ever think of going to the Bronx is to go to the Bronx Zoo
Starbucks coffee is inexpensive to you
Even some of the guys wear some from of Ugg shoes
A Rams bumper sticker is plastered on every Land Rover
You still think its summer so you wear flip flops in December
Sports are not a game its life
When you turn 16 you want a Land Rover and you expect to get one
Birkenstocks aren’t for old people they’re for the teenagers
When you talk about the moose the only thing you relate it to is Abercrombie
When you can’t count the number of Hummers, Porsches, and Land Rovers in the streets on one hand
Half the people aren’t who they really are
Even though every mom is blonde and big boobed, you know it's all fake
Perfection isn’t expected its reality
A 12 year old could pass for a 21 year old and get alcohol
The police are always showing up at the school for stupid small crimes created by the students
When almost half of the population hates living here
But we are still able to look like rich and perfect people
none of it's true
If you live in New Canaan you should know what all of this means
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