A mystical ranch located in the Santa Inez valley in central California where Michael Jackson wishes to never to grow up. Unfortunately for him it just wishful thinking and chooses to molest little boys and have sleepovers with the underage males. The ranch consists of cute furry animals that frolic through circus cages and a giant tree that symbolizes the heart of Neverland Ranch.
Peter Pan now wishes to be an adult to avoid the little black boy, now turned into an ugly white woman.
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