A socially inept individual. Smug/self-important for no reason, or shy unless with fellow Neckbeards. When spoken to, will quickly reveal extremely limited social experience. To a normal person they will be definitively near-autistic or aspy.
3. Greasy hair
5. Acne at any age.
6. Dyed hair.
7. Shitty beard.
9. Wears all black.
10. Wears all red.
11. Odd eye behavior, similar to low self esteem (avoiding, darting, or over-compensational staring).
12. Hand placement. Instead of pockets, usually leave them at sides or cross them.
You can assume:
-live in their parent's basement
-inflated, hollow self esteem
-will laugh at things that arent very funny
-are or were obese
-educated slightly better than the average person
-will NOT understand the Neckbeard concept
-hasnt bathed in days, and if you get close, you can confirm, but if you do they will think you're making a sexual pass at them and excrete more stench.
Neckbeards are often found in acting, chior, or other socially maladjusted arts.
The majority of Neckbeards come from middle class white America. Lower class learned how to live while young, and upper class doesnt have the time to, or has better things to do than be a pile of shit.
Persons A and B walk into room filled with guys at computers. All of the men are fat and smelly, with unkempt facial hair of all kinds.
Person A to person B: Oh wow, is this the tournament for <insert fighting game here>?
Person C, from nearby inside the room: Yes, we're awesome like that.
Person B looks at Person C, then at Person A.
Person A looks at Person C.
Person C looks at person A with a straight face and swallows.
Person A to person C: Oh. Thats cool. Is there a bathroom nearby?
Person C: Yeah! There's one down the hall and on the left.
Person A: Thanks.
Person A and B leave the room.
Person B to Person A: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy NECKBEARDS WOW!
Person A: Yeaaaahhhhh..... Alright. Lets go. That was gross.
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