New England Bar Sluts. Closely related to but not to be confused with cougars . Generally intoxicated middle age women that are on the prowl across various dive bars in New England. They have been known to be pack orientated in which they rule over certain domains but do not be confused if you encounter a solo NEB. There are many defining characteristics of NEBS including but not limited too; faded rose tattoos, acid washed jeans, perms and badly dyed hair, ankle boots with tassels, dated and low cut/tight fitting apparel, two inch stained virginia virginia slims fingernails, raccoon makeup with blue eyeshadow, and generally hanging on any available male. WARNING: if encountered NEBS will result in endless ranting about her teenage daughter/ex-boyfriends mustang.
I saw a pack of NEBS last night rocking off the shouldur sweater and drinking mad blackberry schnapps and keystone light. I think they almost raped my younger brother and got into a fight with his girlfriend.
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