I'm very dissatisfied with these definitions. All these definitions are either extremely racist (and I live in West Virginia so thats saying something)or are talking about basketball sucking in general.
Now I must say, I do have a general disdain for the NBA, but its not because I don't like basketball. I FRIGGIN LOVE BASKETBALL!!! I am glued to my TV all winter watching NCAA hoops. When I do watch NBA I can't help but shake my head (its not because they're all black, there are still a lot of white guys, many of them are European). It's not real basketball, here's why
1. Minimal team play. Most of the "superstars" are only out to make a name for themselves
2. NO effort on defense.
3. Artificial rules to make higher scoring games (24 second shot clock, defensive 3 seconds, that retarded circle under the basket where you can't take a charge, etc)
The NBA sucks. As soon as a player enters the draft, I stop caring about them. Calling the NBA real basketball is like calling Fall Out Boy real punk
Person 1: Who won the Lakers Spurs game last night
Me: Who the fuck cares
Person 1: I thought you liked basketball
Me: That's why I watched the Duke UNC game instead of that NBA crap
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