When approaching the end of an anal sex session, find a nice light colored surface (ie linoleum, tile, wood), pull out and slap your chocolate covered meat down. This will leave a "muddy footprint".
Hey, did you see that sweet "muddy foot print" I left on the kitchen table?
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