the only person who can survive being jumped on the head by super mario.
the only person who can look chuck norris in the eyes, without instantly exploding.
the only person who wears 200 pounds of gold chains 24/7.
the reason why the roman empire, the nazi's and sovjet russia no longer exist.
just by reading this, you are pitied by him.
his name is Mr. T.
'I PITY THE FOOL!'
russian: 'in sovjet russia, fools pity Mr. T!'
Mr T.: *punches russian in the chest* stop saying jibba jabba, fool!
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