A rural county in central Ohio.
Where the water tastes like eggs, and if your basement floods you can go "muddin" in it.
Filled with madddd Jamie Lynn Spears wannabe's (except hit as fuck, and way more likely to be a pregnancy predator
When Bob's cattle get out, everyone knows who they belong to and helps put them back
You get pulled over and everyone in town asks you about it the next day because they heard it all on their police scanner...
despite everything, not nearly as bad as Galion or Crestline
I grew up in Morrow County and i kant spall kollage....but it's okay because my mom taught me how to be a pregnancy predator so I'm all set :)
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