The extremely rare and often hilarious fear that an octopus wants to rip you asunder with his mighty tentacles and eat you with his beak, just because he has nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon than murder.
I just watched an octopus eat a sandwich with its beak and how I have a bad case of Moralesoctupialphobia.
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