Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.
An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.
-Monster Turnip Stories
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