A widely overapreciated animal.
Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.
Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.
In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.
Jim is a loser.
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