verb: "to mona lisa it"
To Mona Lisa it, or "pull off a Mona Lisa," if you will, is to take a dump in such a way, that when you wipe there is no crap on the exterior of the anus. Thus, after the first wipe, the toilet paper remains pristine white, pink, or whatever the original color. Congratulations, you've painted the perfect picture on the toilet paper: You just mona lisa'd it.
Dude, I just took the most solid shit. I Mona Lisa'd it. What a relief to be green and save a little extra tp.
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