Mold Face is the new STD. It combines all of the numerous types of nasty face diseases.
Including but not limited to;
Canker Sores, Unibrows, Hangin Boogers, Uglyness, Herpes, Bad Breath, Glasses that make you look less attractive, Acne, Blackne, and Facne (It's a thing), Sarah Jessica Parker, Jew Nose, Elephant Ears, Crusty Flaky Sticky Puky skin, and in some cases Blindness.
Though we wish WE were blind.
One can catch Mold Face by kissing, necking, sucking, blowing, licking, eating, or sexing someone else with Mold Face.
The Rancor had a serious case of Mold Face.
That girl.... what... AHHHHHH!!!!! Mold Face!!!!!!!!
If she ever has a baby, it's gonna pop out with Mold Face.
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