Mojo - A balding and objectively ugly person who is watching his close friends come out of the closet (the gay closet) one by one and is torn because he wants to admit his love for anal sex too but cannot. He expresses this frustration by beating women and stealing their sofas. He also dates very young women and gets them addicted to coke so that they do not notice what and ugly fraud he truly is.
Yo bro, you see that guy over there that can't get into graduate school, is banging a retarded teenager, and likes to beat petite women who slightly resemble elves? What a mojo!!
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