A so-called "city" in the central valley of California. known for Wine, Homelessness, Drugs, Stuck up bitchy women, The word "Hella", Murder, Car Theft, Polution, More Polution, Low IQ levels, Heat, Drugs, Drugs, Drugs, And Famous people that dont like talking about being from there do to the embarrassment. OH! did i mention that Modesto has the highest teen pregnancy level in the world?
And did i mention that Satan is the Mayor of that city?
Im not proud to be Native to Modesto
Guy 1 hey where are you from?
Me A freakin crap hole called modesto
Guy 1 wow i never heard of that place before
ME There is a good reason for that
Guy 1 And whats that?
ME Just go to urbandictionary.com and type in Modesto and you will see what i mean
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