A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:
-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal
And many more
Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:
Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.
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