Really small, farming community about 120 miles west of Chicago. This town literally has NOTHING to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping or drinking at lame bars with the rest of the village drunkards. The only excitement on a Saturday night, is driving down to Sterling and hanging out at Wal-Mart or the geriatric playground called the Northland Mall.
Teacher -- "Johnny, why were you so late for class today?"
Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."
Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."
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