A schizophrenic brat who believes she has an alter ego named "Hannah Montana". Daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus and the third worst mistake in the history of Earth - next to Tom Cruise flicks and McDonald's - Miley Cyrus is a Disney icon who makes all her money off of CDs and movies purchased by prepubescent girls and pedophiles. Contrary to her innocent appearance and lyrics, Miley Cyrus is actually a little whore who poses nude for Vanity Fair and takes cell phone pictures of her in wet t-shirts. She controls the minds of young girls and will someday turn them against us, leading to the apocalypse we fear.
Little Girl: "OMG, I LOVE Miley and Hannah Montana! They rock!"
Sane Being: "Oh, FUCK no!" *shoots girl*
Gossip Magazine: "Miley Cyrus was found stepping out of a car spreading her legs, allowing us to see her thong and the contents behind it."
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