1.)The next bubblegum cardboard cutout from The Disney Channel. She is another UNFORTUNATELY Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Raven Symone, ET CETERA--- Mass-merchandised all over the world to bring joy and happiness to all of the little pee-ons that fund horrible Disney Programming, such as 6-19 year-old girls. She was chosen as "fresh meat". It probably didn't hurt her that she had a dying-in-popularity ex-country singer dad, Billy Ray Cyrus; and since she had so-called "country" roots, she projected an average tween--with a southern twist.
2.) The idol of probably more than half the population of little girls//tween girls because "She is living out their fantasy of being a 'rock-star' but still has a private life" --referring to her HORRIBLE show, Hannah Montana.
3.) Venereal Disease contracted by little 13 year old skanks.
4.) About number two on the nation's "If I had a License to Kill" list... First, being Paris Hilton.
5.) Uberexample of an attention whore riding the gravy-train.
1.) Naive Girl: MILEY CYRUS IS PRACTICALLY GOD IN MY EYES!!!
NORMAL PERSON: WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM, LITTLE SKANK??
2.) Another Naive Girl: I WISH I WAS HANNAH MONTANA, A FICTIONAL CHARACTER; SHE HAS SUCH A COOL LIFE!!
Another Normal Person: Damn, we need to get rid of the Disney Channel...
3.) 13yr-old Skank: Gee willickers, I contracted the Miley Cyrus!!! I hope my parents never find out!!!
Doctor: Good news for you, it's curable... The cure is to stop watching the Disney Channel, grow up like a normal individual, and to stop being a sheep.
4.) If I had a license to kill, I'd make sure Paris, Miley, Britney, and a few other RETARDS that pollute Hollywood were the first to go!!!
5.) Tsk-tsk, there goes another one... When will we see less of these girls??
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