Looks: She is by no means pretty, except when judged by horny 8-year-old children. The girl desperately needs braces, or just completely new teeth, maybe even a face lift while she's at it. And even though she wears push-up bras to fake clevage, it's non-existant, so stop trying. Not as though it matters, she's going to take naked picures anyway.
Personality: Does the girl even have one? Unless a personality can be defined in these words; whore, slut, skank, bitch and many others. She also attempts to be funny, such as on 'The Miley and Mandy Show' but she just isn't, the funny part is watching her try. She needs to just give up the act and go become the prostitute she is meant to be.
Profession: I don't think an singer/song writer/actress can be true for Miley Cyrus. She cannot sing; she screams. Not only that, but she is completely out of breath after all of 30 seconds, which is probably why she lip-syncs the rest. And either disney gives her those pathetic excuses for songs, or she just really enjoys to talk about herself a lot and put it into song form. I vote the second one there. And what she does can't be considered acting. Many say that she gets her acting from her father, which must be true, because he sucks as well.
Girl: I love Miley Cyrus, I want to be just like her!
Mother: Sweetie, why would you do that to me? Can't you just be a stripper instead??
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