The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually.
Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they went off and got drug problems!
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