The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.
Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.
Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!
Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!
Man: *Dies violent death*
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