A state of being highly intoxicated to the point of assaulting and demeaning your friends. Signs of Michelle Wasted include slurring of words, stumbling, losing things, dancing on bars, and waking up in unknown places.
"I had sex in the office because I was Michelle Wasted!"
"Let's go out and get Michelle Wasted tonight!"
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