When a man/boy goes an extended period of no wanking, women grow hotter exponentially each day.
Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.
The mermaid effect totally kicked in when I was camping last week. That tree with the hole started looking pretty good by the end.
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