An older lesbian with bad 80's hair, often a salt-and-peppered feathered permed mullet.
This term is short for a John Cougar Mellencamp.
Dude, your mom is such a Mellencamp! Check out the REO Speedwagon shirt she wore out to the bar. Has her hair style changed since '86?
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