Low rank overweight American Soldiers raised on burgers and videogames that think they are fighting for freedom, when all they are really doing is protecting American corporate interests.
Who's that tubby guy in camouflage?
Why's he beating up that Arabic guy?
He's protecting the American way of life dude! Soldiers can't all be helping with peacekeeping. Somebody's just got to kick ass!
Oh, he's in the McDonalds Military. I thought he was a bit too fat to be important
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